Welcome to “Batch Is The New Shit”

Hello loyal fans. I have often mocked the ludicrisity of blogging. That is right…”ludicrisity”…and I know it is not a word. Nevertheless, recent events have stirred me to begin my own inane web based ramblings. I can pinpoint the instance in which I decided a blog was the thing for me. I was riding in a car discussing with associates the merits of skinny pants; you know, the ones women wear that taper down to the ankle. I was assured that such pants were highly unfashionable and I was informed that the source of said knowledge was none other than the omnipotent, and infallable, internet. Given my general belief that my opinions are better than everyone elses, I decided that fate had at last thrust me into a situation in which circumstances made my entry into the world of web ranting unavoidable. So, internet world, get ready for the insanity!